Laughing is his life... Laughing
is his business
He wasn't the local jokester.
He wasn't even the "class clown".
But instead, Dick Hardwick was one of the really COOL
guys- a hip kid and an "A" student of the arts-who
began playing drums for pay with college bands by the time
he was 11 years old.
It seems his father frequently served as a hometown public
speaker... and he also had the only dance band in town...
so every Fri-Sat night Pop Hardwick turned into a local
"star!" "I was only three years old when
I'd sit at the edge of my daddy's bandstand," Dick
Hardwick recalls, "and I would just be fascinated with
the sparkle on their drums. That's what really initiated
my interest in playing drums at such an early age."
The oldest of five children, he grew up in the tiny town
of Greencastle, Indiana... close to the campus of DePauw
University... and as a youngster he always imagined wanting
to be just like his college buddies, who didn't seem to
have a care in the world. But that didn't exactly happen.
He spent time working at a grocery store and delivering
the local newspaper.
After turning 18 "legal" years old, young Hardwick
soon embarked upon a long-awaited journey to New Orleans
to have his first look at Mardi Gras! He had taken three
of his hometown friends along on the trip and they all discovered
a sound called Dixieland-- something that was brand-new
to their ears. It was on this trip that they heard the legendary
Pete Fountain for the very first time.
This sound was absolutely intoxicating to Hardwick. It
was entertaining! It was so different from what he had been
playing! And it gave him a deep desire for wanting to "beat
his drums"... so to speak... performing this exciting,
new, sassy, sound. So they returned to Indiana and promptly
landed a job at the local Legion's Club.
This marked the true birth of Hardwick's career as a comedian,
although he was totally unaware of any milestone at the
time-- because to him it was just "horsing around"
in-between songs! A quick study in many musical instruments
gave Hardwick an obvious edge, but he also had something
else, maybe even more important.
He ENJOYED it.
He LOVED it.
And to this day, Dick Hardwick can cut straight through
to the heart of any crowd... anywhere... because it still
makes him happy to see folks having a good time.
Following their Legion "gig" the team known as
HARDWICK & HOPKINS returned to New Orleans. It was on
this trip they were introduced to another type of music
known as ragtime which they immediately added to their repertoire
of sounds. Then they played pubs. And they played pizza
parlors. The next thing Hardwick knew, he was rolling down
the river on the Delta Queen compiling his own "bag
of shtick". Following that he spent a short time studying
at the Conservatory of Music in Cincinnati, Ohio, but after
9 months he returned to the Delta Queen.
He moved over to the Robert E. Lee in St. Louis and formed
a ragtime trio. He performed shows everywhere from Lake
Tahoe to Las Vegas, from the Carolinas to California; and
he landed a job playing drums with Jerry Van Dyke. But it
wasn't until Disneyland hired him that his future as a comedian
started to take shape. It was a 10-year "boot camp"
of sorts for the fledgling funnyman. He learned how to work
an audience... to bond with them... and he worked show after
show. In fact, Hardwick worked 8 of the 10 years as a comedic
star at Disney's Golden Horseshoe Revue-- eventually finding
himself in the Guinness Book of World Records under the
"longest run" for a live theatrical presentation.
When the Revue finally ended it had been seen by more than
16-million people.
In turn, the Revue also helped pave the way to his tremendous
popularity in today's Corporate America. "Disney always
attracted a lot of corporate people," Hardwick explains.
"After they watched my act, and saw firsthand that
I didn't use any 'blue' humor, I would get instant offers
to entertain at their company's functions."
They still book him.
They still come back for more.
And the reason is still the same. "Because I can do
my entire routine without using one 4-letter word,"
Hardwick insists. It's a huge part of why this zany comedian
is in constant demand for conventions and meetings.
Hardwick, who makes his home in Hollywood, has taken his
humor to such impressive venues as The Las Vegas Hilton,
Silver Legacy and Caesars Palace to name a few. And over
the years, he has worked hundreds of dates for many national
names such as AT&T Wireless, State Farm and McDonalds
and more. He has entertained TV audiences on several well-known
shows and he has walked away as a Comedy Champion on Ed
McMahon's "Star Search".
Dick Hardwick has played as a musician on John Prine's
Grammy winning album "The Missing Years". He appeared
as an actor in Jackie Gleason's final film "Nothing
In Common", co-starring Tom Hanks. He's done radio
and television commercials. And he's been featured with
major acts like Johnny Mathis, Gladys Knight, Ray Charles
and so many more.
Back in the beginning, it was Hardwick's dad who first
taught him to play those "sparkling" drums, but
since that time he has expanded his musical expertise to
also include string bass, guitar, harmonica, jaw harp, bones,
washboards, and calliope. However, the instrument he has
truly mastered is the LAUGHING MACHINE.

What People Are Saying
"Dick Hardwick has that Red Buttons personality...
when he smiles you smile and you're not sure why!"
-- Corporate Client
"Dick Hardwick is the funniest person I have ever
heard. He is an extraordinary comedian."
-- Johnny Mathis
"When it comes to comedy Dick Hardwick is my soul
and inspiration."
-- Bill Medley
"I love his sense of humor and his ability to make
the audience laugh without taking the low road by resorting
to X-rated humor."
-- Reba McEntire
"Dick Hardwick is the best comedian/entertainer out
there!"
-- Barbara & Louise Mandrell
"When you asked me not to worry about our employees
laughing, I had no idea we would all be bent over our chairs
laughing so hard!"
-- Casoio-Phonemate
"He began his show business career as a musician,
but somewhere between playing drums for Jerry Van Dyke and
washboards for Jon Prine he developed his sense of comedic
timing without ever missing a beat."
-- Bob Eubanks (TV Host)
"Thank you for making our 27th Annual Convention our
most successful show in Safari Club history. I have received
excellent feedback and many compliments noting that President
Bush and General Schwartzkopf were both laughing pretty
hard!"
-- The Safari Club
"You are a very gifted comedian and performer, and
I would recommend you to any organization looking to keep
the audience laughing. "
-- Author Anderson
"What impressed us the most, as you emceed our Top
Ten event, was how much you genuinely cared about each of
the people you introduced. You showed respect and admiration
for all the efforts of our winning managers. And, you were
funny!"
-- Kentucky Fried Chicken
"I would highly recommend Dick Hardwick for anyone
living and breathing who likes to laugh."
-- Michigan Assoc. of Fairs & Exhibitions
"Dick Hardwick's performance at our National Sales
Meeting surpassed our expectations! It's been 30 minutes
since Dick's show ended, and my cheek bones still hurt from
the constant smile on my face"...
-- The Taylor Company
"Our incentive audiences were thoroughly entertained
in each venue... I don't believe there is a day that goes
by now that the phrase 'There ya' go'... isn't muttered
by an attendee who fondly remembers your appearance"...
-- Mike Ross, Dir of Special Events - UNISYS Corp.
"Anyplace I put Dick Hardwick he is always a success.
He is immediately likable, dependable and a tremendous talent.
I recommend him to anyone wanting a successful event...
he is a special person."
-- Sonny Anderson, Sonny Anderson Associates, Inc.
"The man is marvelous!"
-- Conrad Janis - Beverly Hills Unlisted Jazz Band
"I have never failed to see Dick Hardwick reduce an
audience to Jello, he's great!"
-- Orson Bean
"We have used Dick Hardwick for everything from a
MC for our 13 hour Countryfest concert attended by 250,000
to headlining entertainment for many corporate convention
shows. Dick is a great benefit for any company seeking talent
with versatility and a performer with the utmost professionalism."
-- Greg Janese, President - Avalon Entertainment Group,
Inc.
"A wonderfully creative performer. A man that relates
the funny experiences of life in a way that you can relate
to. A very gifted musician and comedian."
-- Mike Davis, Vice-President - Entertainment Division,
Disneyland
"Dick was a big hit at our June seminar, he's easy
to work with and a genuine nice guy."
-- Reggie Churchwell, President, International Entertainment
Buyers Assn.
"Hardwick has built up a very profitable career since
he got on the corporate track in the mid-80's. The Indiana
native's profanity-free humor is a throwback to the days
of witty one-liners and rapid-fire shtick, making him a
good , noncontroversial hire."
-- Jon Matsumoto - Los Angeles Times

Former Clients
Arthur Anderson
Assn. of Chamber of Commerce Executives
AT&T Wilreless
Bayer
Cardinal Healthcare
Chevrolet Deals Assn.
Chrysler Corporation
Cracker Barrel
Daiwa
The Family Channel
Fresh Express
Fleetwood
Fleming Cos.
Ford Motor Company
Ford/Lincoln Dealer Assn.
GTE
Honeywell
Hughs Aircraft
IBM
IBM (Golden Circle)
International Dental Assn.
Lincoln Mercury
Lions Club International
McDonalds
McDonnell Douglas
Merck
Metropolitan Live
Microsoft Mobile
Petrochemical Company
Monterey Jazz Festival
Motorola
National and American League All Star Game
National Assn. of Home Builders
National Assn. of Public Service Administrators
National Electrical Contractors Assn.
Nortel
Pepsi-Cola
Phillips Petroleum
Safari Club
Southwest Airlines
State Farm Insurance
Sunkist
Ted Turner
TransAmerica Life Companies
UNISYS
United Cerebral Palsy
Walt Disney Company

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