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Wanna message? Check your voice mail. Wanna
laugh? Book Certified Speaking Professional, Frank King. His corporate
comedy is clean, clever, customized (to your group, and completely lacking
in content. He has nothing to say and you'll enjoy every minute of it.
He was a quarterfinalist on Star Search...
he lost to a puppet. He has also appeared on A&E's An Evening at
the Improv, Showtime's Comedy Club Network, and CNN's Business Unusual.
He has opened up for, Jeff Foxworthy, Adam Sandler, Pauley Shore (but
if you tell anyone he'll deny it), Dana Carvey, Kevin Pollock, Jerry
Seinfeld, The Beach Boys (or at least, what's left of 'em), Neil Sedaka
(world's worst toupee), Nancy Wilson, and The Fifth Dimension. In addition
to telling jokes, he has been busy, selling jokes. He has written for
Jay Leno, Joan Rivers, and Dennis Miller.
His corporate comedy is clean, clever, customized
(to your group, industry and/or event), and completely lacking in content.
He's got nothing to say, and you'll enjoy every minute of it. If you
want a message, check your voice mail. If you want a thoroughly customized
laugh riot, book Certified Speaking Professional, Frank King.
Here's what will not happen, if you book Frank
King.
* You will not get a checkup, from the neck up (and if I hear anybody utter
that phrase again, I think I may throw-up).
* You will not learn any of The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People (I'm not
sure what the seven habits are, however I'm guessing one of them has to be
over using the word paradigm)
* You will not: learn to think outside the box, break the secret code of accomplishment,
fly with eagles even though you work with turkeys, or be empowered (whatever
that means) in any way.
Here's what will happen if you book Frank
King... you'll laugh.
Whether he's roasting the high and mighty
in a fun and gentle manner; delivering his hilarious keynote speech:
Make a Living, Not a Difference, acting as a comic master of ceremonies
keeping the event fun, moving, and on time; posing as a corporate impostor,
sounding like he knows exactly what he's talking about, but of course,
has no earthly idea; or serving as a funny facilitator (a humorous host
and MC), he's sure to make you and the entire entertainment committee
look good.
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