A PERSONALIZED COMEDY
SHOW
Ian's fast-paced comedy and ventriloquism show gives a good-natured
ribbing to the VIPs of your choice. You let us know the funny anecdotes,
strange habits
and inside jokes of your employees, management and staff and my friends and
Ian will have the audience rolling in the aisles with comedy that’s personally
relatable! You also get to choose the person who gets turned into a life-sized
ventriloquist dummy. Everyone will love watching what happens during this special
and hilarious part of the show. For over a decade Ian Varella has entertained
some of America's top Fortune 500 companies. He has recently completed
engagements at several of the top show rooms in Las Vegas. He has toured
the world numerous times aboard NCL, Holland America, Princess and Renaissance
Cruise Lines.
His opening acts credits read like a "Who's Who" in country music.
Ian has shared the stage with the Statler Brothers, Crystal Gail, Aaron Tippon,
Randy Travis, Marty Stuart, and George Straight just to name a few. His television
credits include HBO, Showtime, TNN and Fox Networks.
Valuable experience earned from thousands
of performances on international cruise ships, Las Vegas shows, corporate
events and opening acts for the country’s biggest stars.
Ian Varella is one of the most popular performers
in entertainment today. His performance combines comedy, variety and
audience participation into one great entertainment package. Ian has
the rare skill to bring each of his wise-cracking characters to life.
Ian has the mark of a professional allowing him to perform under any
circumstance and give the best as well as get the best from any audience.
You need Ian Varella for the best in comedy entertainment. This skilled
entertainer will ensure the success of your event. Make sure to inquire
early for Ian’s
availabilities. What People Are
Saying
“The funniest entertainer we’ve ever
had.”
-- Cypress Semiconductors
“You were definitely a hit!”
-- Century Companies
“You provided an up-beat, fun show with
no bad language or off-colored jokes.”
-- Supervalu Foods
“Your show as extremely well-received
by everyone.”
-- 3M Corporation
“The only comedian to get two standing
ovations.”
-- Ford Motor Company
TELEVISION AND OPENING
ACTS
HBO, Showtime, Good Morning America, CBS Sunday Morning, Statler Brothers Show,
Penn&Tellers Sin City Spectacular, The Donny and Marie Show, B.J. Thomas,
Highway 101, Chubby Checker, Randy Travis, Sawyer Brown, Oak Ridge Boys, Crystal
Gayle, Charlie Daniels, Bellamy Brothers
CORPORATIONS
Whirlpool, Intel, Compaq, Nokia, Gateway 2000, 3M, Honeywell, Amway, Coors,
Burger King, Anderson Windows, General Motors, Ford, Norwest Banks, Arthur
Anderson, Sysco, Land O’ Lakes, Pepsi, Raytheon, Tru-Valu Hardware,
Exxon, Dell Computers, EDS
CRUISE LINES
Carnival, Chandris Fantasy, Norwegian, Holland American, Royal Olympic, Regency,
Princess, Renaissance, Premier and Admiral
Bio
Inspiration comes in many forms. For Ian Varella,
it as a young ventriloquist he saw while attending school. Witnessing
the wonders of this are form had a profound effect on Ian. The next day
he began devouring books on the subject at his local library. The desire
to become an entertainer was instantaneous and probably had something
to do with his background.
Ian's mother, Jane, has been a professional musician most of her life. Appearing
with top flight bands around the country and being featured on national television
gave her a great deal of experience, which Ian has learned from.
Ian worked his way up the hard way, preferring not to use his mothers influence.
Starting with shows for his classmates, Ian began performing at libraries around
his home town of Dayton, Ohio. These shows quickly led to paid performances
with repeat engagements.
After graduating from high school, Ian won a grant to study at the prestigious
Berkshire Center for the Performing Arts in Massachusetts. During his two-month
sojourn, Ian studied all aspects of theater including voice and acting. In
1980, Ian began attending Wright State University working toward a bachelors
degree in communications and public relations. To finance his education, he
performed shows in the evenings and weekends. During summer breaks he made
appearances at fairs, festivals and theme parks throughout the United States.
In four summers he performed over 3000 shows at Cedar Point, Kings Island and
Valleyfair amusement parks.

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